Will Charlie Sheen be 'Winning' in D.C.?

Charlie Sheen is bringing his "My Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour" to Washington D.C.'s DAR Constitution Hall. The bi-winning tiger blood warlock has gotten horrible reviews so far and undoubtedly that won't change tonight. Though the one good thing that is to come from his tour is that for every ticket purchased he is donating $1 to aid Japan. Who knew this warlock had a heart?

WTF are the OMA's!

MTV is at it again with a new award show...like we need another one! The OMA's aka Online Music Awards! The inaugural fest will have such nominations as Lady Gaga...Duh, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, and Willow Smith..WHAT?!?!?! Okay Okay...I know I should be nice she is only a child. Can't wait to see how MTV brightens up the same old monotone award show that they always have!

Chris Brown! A blonde and a jackass?

Chris Brown's appearance on "Good Morning America" not only shocked many with his Sisqoesque bleached hair but also with the apparent attitude that he had with Robin Roberts. Roberts brought up the 2009 incident that Brown had with singer Rihanna, however, he was only there to promote his new album, F.A.M.E. Brown attempted to shift the interview towards his music, however, Roberts continued to push the envelope. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the singer stormed off the stage after performing his song and thrashed his dressing room resulting in a smashed window that sent shards of glass onto 43rd street and Broadway. Good going Chris, for someone who is trying to get his career back on track and trying to prove to the world what a good guy you really are, you're somewhat of a jackass! Guess those anger management classes didn't quite work out for you!

The Charlie Sheen Saga

Drumroll please...the saga continues. Is he bi-polar or bi-winner, well  according to THE Sheen he is a 'Winner', more like a wiener. His bizarre behavior continues to unravel which doesn't come as a surprise. Charlie Sheen now an expert on machetes? Well it appears so, as he was spotted waving a machete on a roof after his official termination from "Two and Half Men." Um...well don't get too excited it wasn't as bizarre as you may think. According to E! Online, he was actually just waving to the paparazzi after deciding to handle one of the Live Nation Executive's prized prop. Of course this stunt was a hit with the photogs! Sheen stated that he now wants one, WHAT?!?! Of course he does!

What?!?! Christina Aguilera Aressted!

--Gasp--CHRISTINA, how could you! According to FOX News Aguilera was arrested Tuesday Morning in Los Angeles for public intoxication along with boybriend, 25 year-old Matthew Rutler was allegedly arrested for driving under the influence. Los Angeles County Sheriff Deputy Bill McSweeney said that Aguilera was taken in for "her own safety." Um...yeah OK! TMZ reports that the arrests occurred at 2:45 am L.A. time. A law enforcement source stated that "she was extremely intoxicated" and that she was "unable to "take care of herself." Miss Diva thing, in jail! First, she messed up the National Anthem lyris at the Superbowl, then she continued to attempt to impress us all at the Grammy's with her taking over the Aretha Franklin Tribute and now ARRESTED! Christina take your ass to the recording studio and stop trying to emulate Paris Hilton. Good day, I said Good day!